Styling Secrets

I've been in the hospital for about month now.  Some of you, who are paying attention, are probably wondering, "How does he keep his hair so clean and stylish?"  At the risk of upsetting some high-ups in the hair-care industry, I am now going to reveal my secrets to you.

The future of hair-care

The secret is ReadyBath.  This is a shower-cap lined with a moist towel that contains a rinse-free shampoo PLUS CONDITIONER, as seen on the packaging.

Before: disgusting

This is what I looked like before my last ReadyBath.  Note the unhealthy sheen and the matted appearance.

Step 1. Microwave ReadyBath packaging for 20-30 seconds for a warm, pleasant experience.
Step 2. Apply ReadyBath to hair, and massage in thoroughly.

Let the magic happen

Step 3. Towel hair until only damp

Dry it out before your hair gets TOO clean

Step 4. Comb remaining dirt out of hair

Perhaps the most important step

Step 5. Clean the dirt and towel lint out of your comb

It's supposed to do that

The secret to ReadyBath's operation is that it exchanges days worth of built-up dirt and oil for a slightly different buildup of soap and chemicals.  Note the healthy sheen and still matted appearance.

After: so much different!

ReadyBath: if it can work for me, it can work for anyone!